Charlie: I have a kid now.
Lisa: Oh, God, Charlie, what poor girl did you knock up?
Charlie: No, no, it's my nephew. He and my brother are living with me now. I'm like, Mr. Family Guy.
Lisa: Yeah, right, family guy. How's it going with your mom?
Charlie: What the hell does my mom have to do with family?
Lisa: Oh, God, Charlie, what poor girl did you knock up?
Charlie: No, no, it's my nephew. He and my brother are living with me now. I'm like, Mr. Family Guy.
Lisa: Yeah, right, family guy. How's it going with your mom?
Charlie: What the hell does my mom have to do with family?
Charlie : I have a kid now.
Lisa : Oh, God, Charlie, what poor girl did you knock up?
Charlie : No, no, it's my nephew. He and my brother are living with me now. I'm like, Mr. Family Guy.
Lisa : Yeah, right, family guy. How's it going with your mom?
Charlie : What the hell does my mom have to do with family?
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