Alan: OK, I put the groceries away, I folded the laundry, I put Jake to bed....
Charlie: The guilt thing doesn't work on me, Alan.
Alan: Yeah, well it's all I got. I gotta go.
Charlie: Where are you going?
Alan: Take out the garbage.
Charlie: Today wasn't garbage day.
Alan: No, not here, at Judith's.
Charlie: At Judith's? Alan, your wife threw you out.
Alan: Well that doesn't mean she doesn't need me anymore.
Charlie: It kinda does. So, how do you lift those garbage cans without a spine?
Alan: ...The-they're on wheels.
Charlie: The guilt thing doesn't work on me, Alan.
Alan: Yeah, well it's all I got. I gotta go.
Charlie: Where are you going?
Alan: Take out the garbage.
Charlie: Today wasn't garbage day.
Alan: No, not here, at Judith's.
Charlie: At Judith's? Alan, your wife threw you out.
Alan: Well that doesn't mean she doesn't need me anymore.
Charlie: It kinda does. So, how do you lift those garbage cans without a spine?
Alan: ...The-they're on wheels.
Alan : OK, I put the groceries away, I folded the laundry, I put Jake to bed....
Charlie : The guilt thing doesn't work on me, Alan.
Alan : Yeah, well it's all I got. I gotta go.
Charlie : Where are you going?
Alan : Take out the garbage.
Charlie : Today wasn't garbage day.
Alan : No, not here, at Judith's.
Charlie : At Judith's? Alan, your wife threw you out.
Alan : Well that doesn't mean she doesn't need me anymore.
Charlie : It kinda does. So, how do you lift those garbage cans without a spine?
Alan : ...The-they're on wheels.
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