[In Albania]
Richard: This is the perfect car for the job.
Jeremy: ...you can't say that.
Richard: What?
Jeremy: You can't say that word, the 'C' word.
Richard: Well, I didn't, did I?
Jeremy: [laughs] no, not that 'C' word, the other 'C' word.
Richard: ..."Car"?
Jeremy: Yes. You can't say that. Car here means... "Gentleman sausage".
[...]
Richard: But we do a car show!
Jeremy: Yes, but you can't say car. Or peach.
James: Peach?
Jeremy: Don't say peach.
Richard: What does that mean?
Jeremy: [gestures] "Lady garden".
Richard: This is the perfect car for the job.
Jeremy: ...you can't say that.
Richard: What?
Jeremy: You can't say that word, the 'C' word.
Richard: Well, I didn't, did I?
Jeremy: [laughs] no, not that 'C' word, the other 'C' word.
Richard: ..."Car"?
Jeremy: Yes. You can't say that. Car here means... "Gentleman sausage".
[...]
Richard: But we do a car show!
Jeremy: Yes, but you can't say car. Or peach.
James: Peach?
Jeremy: Don't say peach.
Richard: What does that mean?
Jeremy: [gestures] "Lady garden".
[In Albania]
Richard : This is the perfect car for the job.
Jeremy : ...you can't say that.
Richard : What?
Jeremy : You can't say that word, the 'C' word.
Richard : Well, I didn't, did I?
Jeremy : [laughs] no, not that 'C' word, the other 'C' word.
Richard : ... "Car" ?
Jeremy : Yes. You can't say that. Car here means... "Gentleman sausage" .
[...]
Richard : But we do a car show!
Jeremy : Yes, but you can't say car . Or peach .
James : Peach ?
Jeremy : Don't say peach .
Richard : What does that mean?
Jeremy : [gestures] "Lady garden" .
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