[After learning that Richard and James lost]
Jeremy: Honestly, 3 minutes and 12 seconds; that was so close.
Richard: [faces Buddha] Thanks Buddha, you looked after him...[breathes hard]...disappointed...
James: Wait for it...
[Translator device then speaks]
Richard: Which is...
James: Japanese for...
Both: Oh cock!
Jeremy: Honestly, 3 minutes and 12 seconds; that was so close.
Richard: [faces Buddha] Thanks Buddha, you looked after him...[breathes hard]...disappointed...
James: Wait for it...
[Translator device then speaks]
Richard: Which is...
James: Japanese for...
Both: Oh cock!
[After learning that Richard and James lost]
Jeremy : Honestly, 3 minutes and 12 seconds; that was so close.
Richard : [faces Buddha] Thanks Buddha, you looked after him...[breathes hard]...disappointed...
James : Wait for it...
[Translator device then speaks]
Richard : Which is...
James : Japanese for...
Both : Oh cock!
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