[starting the news]
James: And now the news. And I'm afraid it's very bad; Jeremy Clarkson has a cold.
Jeremy:[as he sits down] I have NOT got a cold, I've got bird flu.
[Audience laughs]
Jeremy: I have. I am now living breathing proof, soon to not be living or breathing, that it can jump species.
Richard: Wow... but hey, this means it's just one step away from humans.
James: And now the news. And I'm afraid it's very bad; Jeremy Clarkson has a cold.
Jeremy:[as he sits down] I have NOT got a cold, I've got bird flu.
[Audience laughs]
Jeremy: I have. I am now living breathing proof, soon to not be living or breathing, that it can jump species.
Richard: Wow... but hey, this means it's just one step away from humans.
[starting the news]
James : And now the news. And I'm afraid it's very bad; Jeremy Clarkson has a cold.
Jeremy : [as he sits down] I have NOT got a cold, I've got bird flu.
[Audience laughs]
Jeremy : I have. I am now living breathing proof, soon to not be living or breathing, that it can jump species.
Richard : Wow... but hey, this means it's just one step away from humans.
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