[on the Peugeot 307 CC and Renault Mégane CC]
Richard: As we stand here, both of these cars are slowly sinking into the floor. They're that heavy.
Jeremy: So if I were to say to you, "OK, I'm going to shave your poodle... "
Richard: Right.
Jeremy: "... unless you tell me which one you'd have."
Richard: [looks at a loss]
Jeremy: Which one or the poodle's bald.
Richard: ... Bring on the razor, mate, I'm afraid.
Richard: As we stand here, both of these cars are slowly sinking into the floor. They're that heavy.
Jeremy: So if I were to say to you, "OK, I'm going to shave your poodle... "
Richard: Right.
Jeremy: "... unless you tell me which one you'd have."
Richard: [looks at a loss]
Jeremy: Which one or the poodle's bald.
Richard: ... Bring on the razor, mate, I'm afraid.
[on the Peugeot 307 CC and Renault Mégane CC]
Richard : As we stand here, both of these cars are slowly sinking into the floor. They're that heavy.
Jeremy : So if I were to say to you, "OK, I'm going to shave your poodle... "
Richard : Right.
Jeremy : "... unless you tell me which one you'd have."
Richard : [looks at a loss]
Jeremy : Which one or the poodle's bald.
Richard : ... Bring on the razor, mate, I'm afraid.
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