Top Chef quotes
208 total quotesCarlos: I came here for my Top Chef diploma, and I may not graduate, but I definitely got an education.
Cliff: [referring to his QuickFire dish] I'm staring this ice cream down like it owes me money.
Debi Mazar: [referring to the foam on Marcel's dessert] I think it looks like cat spit. But you know, I just feel like the dish was prepared by somebody who hasn't had as much sex as he really needs to, to make a dish feel like you really wanna fuck.
Elia: [about American Cheese] It's just this funky product that... shouldn't exist.
Elia: [after being told her kidneys taste too much of kidney] Is this woman for real? I'm supposed to make kidney taste like olives, with a sauce?
Elia: [scandalized by Marcel's flirtation with one of the guests] Did you just pour chocolate in that woman's mouth?!
Elia: Where's Marcel?
Michael: Crying.
Sam: I think he's on the roof. He's trying to jump.
Michael: Crying.
Sam: I think he's on the roof. He's trying to jump.
Frank: I've been on a roll lately. I've been in the top three the last four shots. For the past eight, ten years, I've been the best at my field, and I'm fully relying on my abilities to take me over the top.
Frank: Mike is definitely a hack. I don't think Mike could cook his way out of a paper bag, unless it had french fries with it.
Ilan: [during soliloquy, in reference to Marcel's sea urchin sting] I would love to pee on Marcel
Ilan: [trying to talk Elia into selling out her teammate Marcel] If you guys go up to the loser's block, then you just blame everything on Marcel.
Elia: I don't wanna be in that Judges' Table for negative comment ever again, ever!
Elia: I don't wanna be in that Judges' Table for negative comment ever again, ever!
Ilan: Because Gluttony is a Sin so closely related to food, if I can't get this one right, then I should go home right now.
Ilan: You know what's really funny Marcel, the first day I got here I've been wanting to smack you across the face. Why don't you fucking go to a new school, learn some shit, go to France, go to Spain, go travel, go relax, go learn how to use some fucking salt, paprika, come back to me, you know, come to New York, maybe I'll show you how to cook a little bit. I'll show you how to grill something. But until then shut the fuck up, keep making your foams and go cry in a corner!