Top Chef quotes
208 total quotesAndy Cohen: Was the decision between a Top Chef logo and a heart with Howie's name on it?
Joey: Nah, that's going on the other leg.
Joey: Nah, that's going on the other leg.
Andy Cohen: Who here thinks they have a shot at Fan Favorite?
[Hung raises his hand; he and everybody else laughs]
Tom: My friend, you have, no shot, I think!
Hung: [still laughing] Zero! Zero!
Tom: None! [laughs]
[Hung raises his hand; he and everybody else laughs]
Tom: My friend, you have, no shot, I think!
Hung: [still laughing] Zero! Zero!
Tom: None! [laughs]
Anthony Bourdain: [about CJ's dish] They were cleaning Bob Marley's house and found this in the closet.
Anthony Bourdain: [on Michael's dishes] That was so perverse, so inappropriate, I'm almost beginning to respect him.
Anthony Bourdain: [On Michael] It's like Betty Crocker and Charles Manson had a love child, and he's cooking for me.
Anthony Bourdain: Looking forward to smashing the hopes and dreams and ambitions...
Antonia: [about Spike and Mark in the tub] I don't know what those crazy boys are doing. Honestly, this is like a cheap porno.
Betty: [discussing soup Elia will make] I think mushroom would be lovely with what we're serving, but this is your dish.
Elia: I truly do not care anymore.
Betty: Well, then, make Cheez Whiz.
Elia: I truly do not care anymore.
Betty: Well, then, make Cheez Whiz.
Betty: [referring to Marcel's QuickFire dish] Why does he have a foam on every fucking thing he makes?!
Betty: [to Ilan, as they leave the Farmer's Market] You want to hold my melon?
Season 3
Season 3
Betty: [while prepping for Ilan] Marcel, do you want me to toast it with nothing on it fo�
Ilan: [interrupting in an outraged tone] What did you just call me?!
Betty: Oh my God, I should be shot!
Ilan: [interrupting in an outraged tone] What did you just call me?!
Betty: Oh my God, I should be shot!