C.J.: [to Toby] Good evening. You would not believe the day I had. I'd tell you about it if I could talk about it, but a bunch of stuff happened today that I can't talk about, so I guess I should stop talking about it. [hands a folder to Margaret] But the truth is, I'm so strung out and wired on caffeine that I can't even tell what room I'm in.
Toby: C.J....
C.J.: Let's open that bottle of champagne you gave me for my birthday. Maybe the alcohol will balance out the caffeine.
Toby: C.J., the leak--
C.J.: [gets out the bottle of champagne and two glasses] Let's have a toast. One final toast before I leave the White House for my perp walk in leg irons. Here, you open it.
Toby: C.J.
C.J.: Fine, I'll open it. But just, uh, listen to what I have to say. Leo's in trouble.
Toby: I know.
C.J.: You do?
Toby: I got a lawyer.
C.J.: What?
Toby: I got a lawyer.
[C.J. looks up with concern on her face]
Toby: I did it.
Toby: C.J....
C.J.: Let's open that bottle of champagne you gave me for my birthday. Maybe the alcohol will balance out the caffeine.
Toby: C.J., the leak--
C.J.: [gets out the bottle of champagne and two glasses] Let's have a toast. One final toast before I leave the White House for my perp walk in leg irons. Here, you open it.
Toby: C.J.
C.J.: Fine, I'll open it. But just, uh, listen to what I have to say. Leo's in trouble.
Toby: I know.
C.J.: You do?
Toby: I got a lawyer.
C.J.: What?
Toby: I got a lawyer.
[C.J. looks up with concern on her face]
Toby: I did it.
C.J. : [to Toby] Good evening. You would not believe the day I had. I'd tell you about it if I could talk about it, but a bunch of stuff happened today that I can't talk about, so I guess I should stop talking about it. [hands a folder to Margaret] But the truth is, I'm so strung out and wired on caffeine that I can't even tell what room I'm in.
Toby : C.J....
C.J. : Let's open that bottle of champagne you gave me for my birthday. Maybe the alcohol will balance out the caffeine.
Toby : C.J., the leak--
C.J. : [gets out the bottle of champagne and two glasses] Let's have a toast. One final toast before I leave the White House for my perp walk in leg irons. Here, you open it.
Toby : C.J.
C.J. : Fine, I'll open it. But just, uh, listen to what I have to say. Leo's in trouble.
Toby : I know.
C.J. : You do?
Toby : I got a lawyer.
C.J. : What?
Toby : I got a lawyer.
[C.J. looks up with concern on her face]
Toby : I did it.
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