Toby: That's a beautiful chess set.
Bartlet: It's a gift for you.
Toby: Really?
Bartlet: Yeah, it's hand-carved. It belonged to the Prime Minister's grandfather, who used it to play with Lord Mountbatten.
Toby: I'm surprised that she gave it away.
Bartlet: Nah, we boosted it on our way out of the palace. I've got some little bottles of shampoo and conditioner, too.

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