Bartlet: I hear you're thinking about ophthalmology.
Ellie: Oncology.
Bartlet: Why would you want to study people's feet?
Ellie: That's podiatry.
Bartlet: That's children's medicine.
Ellie: Pediatrics.
Bartlet: I thought it was obstetrics.
Ellie: That's pregnant women.
Bartlet: And what's the study of feet?
Ellie: Dad, you're not going to make me laugh.
Bartlet: The only thing you ever had to do to make me happy was come home at the end of the day.
Ellie: Oncology.
Bartlet: Why would you want to study people's feet?
Ellie: That's podiatry.
Bartlet: That's children's medicine.
Ellie: Pediatrics.
Bartlet: I thought it was obstetrics.
Ellie: That's pregnant women.
Bartlet: And what's the study of feet?
Ellie: Dad, you're not going to make me laugh.
Bartlet: The only thing you ever had to do to make me happy was come home at the end of the day.
Bartlet : I hear you're thinking about ophthalmology.
Ellie : Oncology.
Bartlet : Why would you want to study people's feet?
Ellie : That's podiatry.
Bartlet : That's children's medicine.
Ellie : Pediatrics.
Bartlet : I thought it was obstetrics.
Ellie : That's pregnant women.
Bartlet : And what's the study of feet?
Ellie : Dad, you're not going to make me laugh.
Bartlet : The only thing you ever had to do to make me happy was come home at the end of the day.
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