Bartlet: We agree on nothing, Max.
Senator Lobell: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: Education, guns, drugs, school prayer, gays, defense spending, taxes - you name it, we disagree.
Senator Lobell: You know why?
Bartlet: Because I'm a lily-livered, bleeding-heart, liberal, egghead communist.
Senator Lobell: Yes, sir. And I'm a gun-toting, redneck son-of-a-bitch.
Bartlet: Yes, you are.
Senator Lobell: We agree about that.
Senator Lobell: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: Education, guns, drugs, school prayer, gays, defense spending, taxes - you name it, we disagree.
Senator Lobell: You know why?
Bartlet: Because I'm a lily-livered, bleeding-heart, liberal, egghead communist.
Senator Lobell: Yes, sir. And I'm a gun-toting, redneck son-of-a-bitch.
Bartlet: Yes, you are.
Senator Lobell: We agree about that.
Bartlet : We agree on nothing, Max.
Senator Lobell : Yes, sir.
Bartlet : Education, guns, drugs, school prayer, gays, defense spending, taxes - you name it, we disagree.
Senator Lobell : You know why?
Bartlet : Because I'm a lily-livered, bleeding-heart, liberal, egghead communist.
Senator Lobell : Yes, sir. And I'm a gun-toting, redneck son-of-a-bitch.
Bartlet : Yes, you are.
Senator Lobell : We agree about that.
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