[Charlie has just entered the President's bedroom.]
Bartlet: Charlie, do you realize you are committing a federal offense right now?
Charlie: I'll take my chances with the feds, sir.
Bartlet: How do you know the First Lady wasn't going to be naked when you came in here? Come to think of it, where the hell is my wife?
Charlie: Argentina, sir.
Bartlet: Oh yeah.
[Bartlet rises groggily]
Bartlet: Have you slept yet?
Charlie: No, sir.
Bartlet: Good.
[Later, at the Oval Office]
Bartlet: I'm tired, I'm cranky, and my wife is in Argentina. Let's get this over with.
Bartlet: Charlie, do you realize you are committing a federal offense right now?
Charlie: I'll take my chances with the feds, sir.
Bartlet: How do you know the First Lady wasn't going to be naked when you came in here? Come to think of it, where the hell is my wife?
Charlie: Argentina, sir.
Bartlet: Oh yeah.
[Bartlet rises groggily]
Bartlet: Have you slept yet?
Charlie: No, sir.
Bartlet: Good.
[Later, at the Oval Office]
Bartlet: I'm tired, I'm cranky, and my wife is in Argentina. Let's get this over with.
[Charlie has just entered the President's bedroom.]
Bartlet : Charlie, do you realize you are committing a federal offense right now?
Charlie : I'll take my chances with the feds, sir.
Bartlet : How do you know the First Lady wasn't going to be naked when you came in here? Come to think of it, where the hell is my wife?
Charlie : Argentina, sir.
Bartlet : Oh yeah.
[ Bartlet rises groggily ]
Bartlet : Have you slept yet?
Charlie : No, sir.
Bartlet : Good.
[ Later, at the Oval Office ]
Bartlet : I'm tired, I'm cranky, and my wife is in Argentina. Let's get this over with.
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