CJ: What are you holding?
Danny: It's a goldfish.
CJ: Why?
Danny: It's for you.
CJ: Really?
Danny: Josh said you like goldfish.
CJ: [laughing] The crackers, Danny, the cheese things that you have at a party.
Danny: Oh... Ah... You know what, I'm not a hundred percent sure I was supposed to know that.
CJ:: The crackers, Danny.
Danny: Well, fine, now I got a goldfish.
CJ: [still laughing] Give it to me.
Danny: No, no, no.
CJ: No, you'll kill it.
Danny: You think I can't take care of a goldfish?
CJ: I absolutely do not.
Danny: Her name's Gail, by the way.
CJ: The fish?
Danny: Yeah.
CJ: You named it Gail?
Danny: No, the guy in the store.
CJ: [more laughing] Come here. [Gives Danny a kiss on the cheek] Thanks for the fish.

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