Andy: Okay, in that case, I will now show you how to put this condom on...using this pencil. What?
Oscar: Why would you choose a pencil, Andy?
Andy: Well, I'm not gonna use my penis, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.
Meredith: Come on, give it a rest, pencil dick.
Oscar: Why would you choose a pencil, Andy?
Andy: Well, I'm not gonna use my penis, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.
Meredith: Come on, give it a rest, pencil dick.
Andy : Okay, in that case, I will now show you how to put this condom on...using this pencil. What?
Oscar : Why would you choose a pencil, Andy?
Andy : Well, I'm not gonna use my penis, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.
Meredith : Come on, give it a rest, pencil dick.
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