Michael: David, guess who I am sitting here dressed as.
David: I'm not going to guess. You can tell me, or I will hang up.
Michael: I will give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.
David: Michael...
Michael: I am Jesus, David, and you know why? Because Phyllis--a woman--has uslurped my role as Santa.
David: I'm not going to guess. You can tell me, or I will hang up.
Michael: I will give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.
David: Michael...
Michael: I am Jesus, David, and you know why? Because Phyllis--a woman--has uslurped my role as Santa.
Michael : David, guess who I am sitting here dressed as.
David : I'm not going to guess. You can tell me, or I will hang up.
Michael : I will give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.
David : Michael...
Michael : I am Jesus, David, and you know why? Because Phyllis--a woman--has uslurped my role as Santa.
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