Gareth: If you're so clever, what am I thinking now?
Tim: You're thinking "how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?"
Gareth: No.
Tim: You're thinking "if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?"
Gareth: No. And you can't.
Tim: What are you thinking Gareth?
Gareth: I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.
Tim: You're thinking "how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?"
Gareth: No.
Tim: You're thinking "if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?"
Gareth: No. And you can't.
Tim: What are you thinking Gareth?
Gareth: I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.
Gareth : If you're so clever, what am I thinking now?
Tim : You're thinking "how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?"
Gareth : No.
Tim : You're thinking "if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?"
Gareth : No. And you can't.
Tim : What are you thinking Gareth?
Gareth : I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.
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