The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesRyan: Met your ex-husband last night. He was at the bookstore, doing a reading.
Taylor: Wait, you met Henri-Michel? How did you know it was him?
Ryan: Dirty hair? Scarf? Smells like brie?
Taylor: That's Henri-Michel.
Taylor: Wait, you met Henri-Michel? How did you know it was him?
Ryan: Dirty hair? Scarf? Smells like brie?
Taylor: That's Henri-Michel.
Ryan: Taylor: tonight. Are you busy?
Taylor: Oh. Blog, schmog.
Ryan: Is that a yes?
Taylor: Yes! It is a yes... squared, in all caps, with a exclamation mark and a smiley-faced emoticon.
Ryan: A simple yes will do.
Taylor: Yes.
Taylor: Oh. Blog, schmog.
Ryan: Is that a yes?
Taylor: Yes! It is a yes... squared, in all caps, with a exclamation mark and a smiley-faced emoticon.
Ryan: A simple yes will do.
Taylor: Yes.
Ryan: These are really good croissants.
Taylor: Don't you have the feeling we're on the cusp of something, and we just need to leap into the void?
Ryan: Did you get these at Joe's?
Taylor: Ryan, don't you have that feeling?
Ryan: [confused] What?
Taylor: Don't you have the feeling we're on the cusp of something, and we just need to leap into the void?
Ryan: Did you get these at Joe's?
Taylor: Ryan, don't you have that feeling?
Ryan: [confused] What?
Ryan: What are you doing, paying your gay friend Roger to pretend he's in love with you?
Taylor: Well, what if I did? What if I did rent a homosexual for the evening? And pay him with rare collectibles from Asian cinema? What difference does it make to you?
Taylor: Well, what if I did? What if I did rent a homosexual for the evening? And pay him with rare collectibles from Asian cinema? What difference does it make to you?
Ryan: You didn't try to help. You didn't even stop.
Volchok: I got scared. I freaked a hell.
Ryan: And she died. On the side of the road.
Volchok: I think about that night every day. It's all I think about. I wish I could take it back.
Ryan: I don't wanna hear about how bad you feel. Tell me why you did it.
Volchok: Does it matter?
Ryan: It matters to me.
Volchok: I don't know, okay? I mean, I was coming after you. You got the girl I didn't. It was hard for me handle. I just... I wanted you to pull over. And all just... it got out of control.
Ryan: So what? It was all an accident? A mistake?
Volchok: I know that doesn't change anything. So if you wanna finish this... I'm not gonna fight back.
Ryan: I'm not doing any favors. You have to live with what you did. It's over.
Volchok: I got scared. I freaked a hell.
Ryan: And she died. On the side of the road.
Volchok: I think about that night every day. It's all I think about. I wish I could take it back.
Ryan: I don't wanna hear about how bad you feel. Tell me why you did it.
Volchok: Does it matter?
Ryan: It matters to me.
Volchok: I don't know, okay? I mean, I was coming after you. You got the girl I didn't. It was hard for me handle. I just... I wanted you to pull over. And all just... it got out of control.
Ryan: So what? It was all an accident? A mistake?
Volchok: I know that doesn't change anything. So if you wanna finish this... I'm not gonna fight back.
Ryan: I'm not doing any favors. You have to live with what you did. It's over.
Sandy: Here she comes.
[Taylor enters, smiling and obviously preoccupied]
Taylor: You know, it's odd, but, I never appreciated how funny Ryan is. Huh. Life, such a journey. Well, have a nice day. [leaves]
Sandy: She said Ryan was funny.
[Taylor enters, smiling and obviously preoccupied]
Taylor: You know, it's odd, but, I never appreciated how funny Ryan is. Huh. Life, such a journey. Well, have a nice day. [leaves]
Sandy: She said Ryan was funny.
Sandy: Sophie Rose Cohen. It's got a nice ring to it.
Kirsten: She's beautiful, isn't she?
Seth: She really will be in two years, when she doesn't look like a squished meatball.
Ryan: You just called your sister a squished meatball.
Sandy: Shoulda seen what you looked like when you were born.
Kirsten: Oh, he was beautiful, too.
Seth: Yeah. I was.
Sandy: Yeah, you looked like you went 12 rounds with Joe Frazier.
Kirsten: She's beautiful, isn't she?
Seth: She really will be in two years, when she doesn't look like a squished meatball.
Ryan: You just called your sister a squished meatball.
Sandy: Shoulda seen what you looked like when you were born.
Kirsten: Oh, he was beautiful, too.
Seth: Yeah. I was.
Sandy: Yeah, you looked like you went 12 rounds with Joe Frazier.
Seth [to Ryan]: The doctors said you're going to be fine, although you're going to have to wrap your head around the fact that we're really brothers now (Ryan looks at Seth) or blood brothers.
Ryan: You donated blood?
Seth: Aah, I had an extra few pints flowing through my veins, it's no big deal.
Ryan: Hmm, you're not a big fan of needles.
Seth: Nor of fainting, it turns out, but the bank was a little low and us O-negative guys gotta stick together.
Ryan: Hm, that's weird, cause all of a sudden I have this strange urge to listen to Death Cab and read comic books.
Seth: Really?
Ryan: No, I'm kidding.
Ryan: You donated blood?
Seth: Aah, I had an extra few pints flowing through my veins, it's no big deal.
Ryan: Hmm, you're not a big fan of needles.
Seth: Nor of fainting, it turns out, but the bank was a little low and us O-negative guys gotta stick together.
Ryan: Hm, that's weird, cause all of a sudden I have this strange urge to listen to Death Cab and read comic books.
Seth: Really?
Ryan: No, I'm kidding.
Seth: [on Summer's answering machine] So... if you don't hear from me for a while, it's not because I don't love you. It's because I do.
Seth: Darryl?!
Darryl: Hey, Seth! How's the earthquake treating you?
Seth: Ah... not too well. I need to ask for your help.
Darryl: Sure... but how can I help you?
Seth: Well, I'm guessing you don't have a... like a car or walkie-talkie or...
Darryl: This shopping cart is my only worldly possession.
Seth: Ok, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for it.
Darryl: Sorry! No way! I... I'll give you my pants.
Seth: No. No. They look better on you. Listen... it has a flat tire and possibly a broken axle but it's a $70,000 dollar car and it's all yours in exchange for the cart.
Darryl: Sweet!
Darryl: Hey, Seth! How's the earthquake treating you?
Seth: Ah... not too well. I need to ask for your help.
Darryl: Sure... but how can I help you?
Seth: Well, I'm guessing you don't have a... like a car or walkie-talkie or...
Darryl: This shopping cart is my only worldly possession.
Seth: Ok, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for it.
Darryl: Sorry! No way! I... I'll give you my pants.
Seth: No. No. They look better on you. Listen... it has a flat tire and possibly a broken axle but it's a $70,000 dollar car and it's all yours in exchange for the cart.
Darryl: Sweet!
Seth: Hey, Che.
Che: Seth! Hey, you look...
Seth: Not good. I know. So, that thing you said about the animus?
Che: I was right, wasn't I? See, the flesh lies, but the aura never does.
Che: Seth! Hey, you look...
Seth: Not good. I know. So, that thing you said about the animus?
Che: I was right, wasn't I? See, the flesh lies, but the aura never does.
Seth: Now, ahem, when last we checked... need some help with that?... we were on Trey. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we went from Trey to a lengthy Volchok period.
Ryan: Yeah. Hey, thanks for this.
Seth: Yeah. Now unless you hit that Chili guy. Or Johnny. I know a lot of people were rooting for that.
Ryan: Yeah. Hey, thanks for this.
Seth: Yeah. Now unless you hit that Chili guy. Or Johnny. I know a lot of people were rooting for that.
Seth: Okay, I've always wondered, in your opinion, who is the better food industry server, I guess: Chloe, the magical waitress from Albequerque, or Donny, the angry busboy who shot Luke?
Ryan: I'll go with Chloe on that one.
Seth: Good. What I thought, what I thought. Desert island: Sadie, the tough-as-nails yet soulful jewelry maker, or Lindsay, my grandfather's illegitimate bookish love child?
Ryan: I'll go with Chloe on that one.
Seth: Good. What I thought, what I thought. Desert island: Sadie, the tough-as-nails yet soulful jewelry maker, or Lindsay, my grandfather's illegitimate bookish love child?