The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesLance: Actually, I have something for you.
Julie: Yeah? Last time you gave me something, I drank cranberry juice for a week.
Julie: Yeah? Last time you gave me something, I drank cranberry juice for a week.
Lance: Jules -- how the hell did you find me?
Julie: Well, it was easy, Lance. I just looked for the cheapest, scummiest motel near a liquor store, and voilà.
Julie: Well, it was easy, Lance. I just looked for the cheapest, scummiest motel near a liquor store, and voilà.
Lindsay: Every kid grows up, stops believing in Santa... I stopped believing in my dad.
Lindsay: If it makes you feel any better, I didn't even think I liked you until I thought I lost you.
Luke: Seth got in a little fight with his mom.
Seth: Thank you. That was both honest and emasculating.
Seth: Thank you. That was both honest and emasculating.
Marissa: Come on, I can't wait for you to see the rest of the house. And the look on my mom's face when she sees you in it.
Marissa: I brought bagels.
Sandy: Well, that's the secret password into the Cohen house.
Sandy: Well, that's the secret password into the Cohen house.
Marissa: So everyone's saying you're going to be voted prom queen. Isn't that, like, your fifth-grade dream coming true?
Summer: No. My dream involved an actual date. A hot guy in a tux, with a carnation pinned to his lapel. Instead I'm drawing straws between Nerd Boy and Ass Clown.
Summer: No. My dream involved an actual date. A hot guy in a tux, with a carnation pinned to his lapel. Instead I'm drawing straws between Nerd Boy and Ass Clown.
Marissa: So what's your plan? Who's your social chair savior?
Seth: Ryan.
Marissa: Mr. Water polo? I don't think so.
Seth: Yeah, but think about this. That guy worked in, no no no, he toiled in an actual construction job. Also, he enjoys architecture and burning stuff down.
Seth: Ryan.
Marissa: Mr. Water polo? I don't think so.
Seth: Yeah, but think about this. That guy worked in, no no no, he toiled in an actual construction job. Also, he enjoys architecture and burning stuff down.
Marissa: Sorry, Mum. I didn't mean to be a bitch.
Julie: Well, apples and trees. You are my daughter.
Julie: Well, apples and trees. You are my daughter.
Marissa: Who's Kofi Annan?
Summer: Some guy Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines.
Summer: Some guy Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines.
Reed: Summer, Seth and Zach have talent. They could have careers in comics. But you are the Nico of the group.
Summer: I'm sorry. I don't get references before 1990.
Summer: I'm sorry. I don't get references before 1990.
Ryan: [about Hellboy] He tries to do good but he usually ends up destroying everything.
Sandy: Well, that's my kinda hero.
Sandy: Well, that's my kinda hero.
Ryan: All right, look. Luke Skywalker was happy to find his dad, right? Even if he turned out to be Darth Vader.
Lindsay: Ryan, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader fought each other with lightsabers until one of them died.
Lindsay: Ryan, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader fought each other with lightsabers until one of them died.