The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesSandy: Do you want to know what I think?
Ryan: You're going to tell me either way, right?
Sandy: Like my own son.
Ryan: You're going to tell me either way, right?
Sandy: Like my own son.
Sandy: Hey. How are you? I'm Sandy.
Danny: Why don't you take a shower?
Sandy: Pardon me?
Danny: Just kidding, I like you dirty.
Danny: Why don't you take a shower?
Sandy: Pardon me?
Danny: Just kidding, I like you dirty.
Sandy: I can't go to the Valentines Singles Dance Gala Dance Singles thingy....
Kirsten: No. I forbid it.
Sandy: You what?
Kirsten: With whatever wifely authority I have vested in me on this most holy and romantic of days, no.
Sandy: It's only a holiday. It's not even a real holiday.
Kirsten: Not this again. Not on an empty stomach.
Sandy: How about Arbor Day? Trees? That's a good cause. Or Secretary's Day? Or how about our anniversary?
Kirsten: Which we might not make it to.
Kirsten: No. I forbid it.
Sandy: You what?
Kirsten: With whatever wifely authority I have vested in me on this most holy and romantic of days, no.
Sandy: It's only a holiday. It's not even a real holiday.
Kirsten: Not this again. Not on an empty stomach.
Sandy: How about Arbor Day? Trees? That's a good cause. Or Secretary's Day? Or how about our anniversary?
Kirsten: Which we might not make it to.
Sandy: I have two guesses. Either she's run out of money, or... she's run out of money.
Sandy: If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?
Seth: Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom, that tree over there.
Sandy: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
Seth: When are you leaving?
Seth: Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom, that tree over there.
Sandy: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
Seth: When are you leaving?
Sandy: Oh, c'mon, Ma. It's Ryan's first Seder.
Seth: How do you know that? Don't assume that. They have Jews in Chino. Why do you think they want a P.F. Chang's?
Seth: How do you know that? Don't assume that. They have Jews in Chino. Why do you think they want a P.F. Chang's?
Sandy: So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs?
Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert.
Sandy: Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?
Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert.
Sandy: Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?
Sandy: Sorry, but the boys and I made a pact.
Kirsten: A pact?
Sandy: A solemn promise.
Kirsten: When?
Sandy: You were in the bathroom.
Kirsten: A pact?
Sandy: A solemn promise.
Kirsten: When?
Sandy: You were in the bathroom.
Sandy: The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.
Seth: So, I'm like asthma?
Seth: So, I'm like asthma?
Sandy: You did musicals? I did a musical or two myself in college.
Kirsten: Oh, someone please stop him before he starts singing "Greased Lightning."
Seth: Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!
Kirsten: Oh, someone please stop him before he starts singing "Greased Lightning."
Seth: Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!
Seth: Brad, dude, I didn't recognize you out of a Speedo... Not that I would recognize you in the Speedo, but...