The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesCaleb: You have been monitored to one degree or another since before we were married. The affair you had with your former husband. The tryst last year with that high-schooler... Luke.
Julie: Oh, my God.
Caleb: I mean, your daughter's boyfriend. What will people think?
Julie: Ex-boyfriend.
Julie: Oh, my God.
Caleb: I mean, your daughter's boyfriend. What will people think?
Julie: Ex-boyfriend.
Caleb: You know what they say, one man's misfortune is another man's fortune.
Jimmy: Who says that?
Caleb: [smiling] I do.
Jimmy: I've never seen him smile before.
Sandy: I didn't know he had teeth.
Jimmy: Who says that?
Caleb: [smiling] I do.
Jimmy: I've never seen him smile before.
Sandy: I didn't know he had teeth.
Caleb: You know, I really did love you, Ju-Ju.
Julie: Ooh. Past tense. That stings.
Caleb: Sorry. Grammatical error.
Julie: Ooh. Past tense. That stings.
Caleb: Sorry. Grammatical error.
Carter: Oh, it's just a little thing I like to call my wedding anniversary.
Kirsten: You're divorced.
Carter: No wonder this party sucks.
Kirsten: You're divorced.
Carter: No wonder this party sucks.
Che: Seth, you put something out into the universe and you didn't get it back. I mean, I can't imagine what a blow that must have been to your male animus. You've been emasculated.
Seth: My masculinity is intact.
Seth: My masculinity is intact.
Chilli: I don't think this is going to work.
Marissa: Sure it will.
Chilli: Dude, you don't know Volchok. Last year some guy snaked his wave, so he went up on the pier and dropped a kitchen sink on him... Where do you even get a kitchen sink?
Marissa: Sure it will.
Chilli: Dude, you don't know Volchok. Last year some guy snaked his wave, so he went up on the pier and dropped a kitchen sink on him... Where do you even get a kitchen sink?
Chilly: I don't get it, why don't you like me?
Summer: I'm already dating a dork.
Summer: I'm already dating a dork.
Crowd Member: Seth Cohen's a tool!
Seth: Okay. I know I'm not who you all imagined as prom king, seeing as how I'm not who any of you actually voted for. But she's the queen, and I love her. So I guess that makes me the king.
Summer: Cohen?
Seth: No, I'm just the guy standing next to you. You're the queen, all right? I'm the jester, perhaps, if that works. So let me ask you this, Your Highness: what can I do to make it up to you?
Summer: Well, you can start by dancing with me.
Crowd Member: But he's a tool!
Seth: Okay. I know I'm not who you all imagined as prom king, seeing as how I'm not who any of you actually voted for. But she's the queen, and I love her. So I guess that makes me the king.
Summer: Cohen?
Seth: No, I'm just the guy standing next to you. You're the queen, all right? I'm the jester, perhaps, if that works. So let me ask you this, Your Highness: what can I do to make it up to you?
Summer: Well, you can start by dancing with me.
Crowd Member: But he's a tool!
Dr. Kim: And it has been my pleasure to teach you, to watch you grow, and now enter the world. Good luck. It is my honor to present to you the Harbor School class of 2006!
Dr. Roberts: I've gotta go. There's a man who's been impaled by what appears to be a unicorn.
Seth: [whispering in amazement] Unicorns.
Dr. Roberts: But our conversation is going to continue. We'll talk about this on my rounds tomorrow. [leaves]
Seth: So does this mean I have your blessing? [door closes] They do exist.
Seth: [whispering in amazement] Unicorns.
Dr. Roberts: But our conversation is going to continue. We'll talk about this on my rounds tomorrow. [leaves]
Seth: So does this mean I have your blessing? [door closes] They do exist.
Gabrielle: Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste.
Seth: I think he still does.
Seth: I think he still does.
Gabrielle: I'm being sarcastic.
Seth: Ah... Yes, we don't get a lot of that around here.
Seth: Ah... Yes, we don't get a lot of that around here.