Sondra: We thought it would be nice if we cooked the meal for Grandma and Grandpa's anniversary.
Theo: And I'm sure you girls will do a great job.
Sondra: Theo, I mean all of us.
Theo: I don't cook.
Clair: Maybe you should learn.
Theo: Why?
Clair: Theo, you're going to leave this house one day and you're going to want to eat.
Theo: I'll have my girlfriend cook!
Clair: Now where are you getting this attitude from?
Theo: Cockroach.
Clair, Vanessa, and Sondra: Ohhh Cockroach.
Theo: You see, we decided, we're only going to date girls who cook.
Sondra: Theo, the women of today have better things to do than to stay in the kitchen.
Theo: That's because the women of today haven't met the man of tomorrow.
Theo: And I'm sure you girls will do a great job.
Sondra: Theo, I mean all of us.
Theo: I don't cook.
Clair: Maybe you should learn.
Theo: Why?
Clair: Theo, you're going to leave this house one day and you're going to want to eat.
Theo: I'll have my girlfriend cook!
Clair: Now where are you getting this attitude from?
Theo: Cockroach.
Clair, Vanessa, and Sondra: Ohhh Cockroach.
Theo: You see, we decided, we're only going to date girls who cook.
Sondra: Theo, the women of today have better things to do than to stay in the kitchen.
Theo: That's because the women of today haven't met the man of tomorrow.
Sondra : We thought it would be nice if we cooked the meal for Grandma and Grandpa's anniversary.
Theo : And I'm sure you girls will do a great job.
Sondra : Theo, I mean all of us.
Theo : I don't cook.
Clair : Maybe you should learn.
Theo : Why?
Clair : Theo, you're going to leave this house one day and you're going to want to eat.
Theo : I'll have my girlfriend cook!
Clair : Now where are you getting this attitude from?
Theo : Cockroach.
Clair, Vanessa, and Sondra : Ohhh Cockroach.
Theo : You see, we decided, we're only going to date girls who cook.
Sondra : Theo, the women of today have better things to do than to stay in the kitchen.
Theo : That's because the women of today haven't met the man of tomorrow.
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