Sheldon: Thank you for letting me stay here while Leonard skypes with his girlfriend.
Penny: Oh, it's no problem. It's actually kind of funny: You reading, me reading, we're like an old married couple.
Sheldon: If we were an old, married couple the wife would serve iced tea and snicker-doodles.
Penny: I don't have iced tea and snicker-doodles.
Sheldon: A good wife would go to the store.
Penny: I want a divorce.
Sheldon: Good, on your way to see the lawyer pick some tea and cookies.
Penny: Oh, it's no problem. It's actually kind of funny: You reading, me reading, we're like an old married couple.
Sheldon: If we were an old, married couple the wife would serve iced tea and snicker-doodles.
Penny: I don't have iced tea and snicker-doodles.
Sheldon: A good wife would go to the store.
Penny: I want a divorce.
Sheldon: Good, on your way to see the lawyer pick some tea and cookies.
Sheldon : Thank you for letting me stay here while Leonard skypes with his girlfriend.
Penny : Oh, it's no problem. It's actually kind of funny: You reading, me reading, we're like an old married couple.
Sheldon : If we were an old, married couple the wife would serve iced tea and snicker-doodles.
Penny : I don't have iced tea and snicker-doodles.
Sheldon : A good wife would go to the store.
Penny : I want a divorce.
Sheldon : Good, on your way to see the lawyer pick some tea and cookies.
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