Sheldon: Waterfalls!
Raj: What?
Sheldon: Waterfalls, crashing waves, babbling brooks.
Howard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Subliminal messaging. I'm going to make you want to pee. Dripping faucets, leaky gutter, peeing.
Raj: It's not working, dude.
Sheldon: Oh it's working alright. I have to pee.
Raj: Then let go of the ring and go.
Howard: Well actually I wouldn't mind going either.
Raj: Well on the count of three. 1, 2...
Sheldon: Wait, just to be clear. When we get to three, do we stand up? Or do we pee?
Howard: We stand up.
Sheldon: Excellent choice.
Raj: 3.
Howard: Something tells me this was a bad day to wear suede shoes.
Raj: What?
Sheldon: Waterfalls, crashing waves, babbling brooks.
Howard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Subliminal messaging. I'm going to make you want to pee. Dripping faucets, leaky gutter, peeing.
Raj: It's not working, dude.
Sheldon: Oh it's working alright. I have to pee.
Raj: Then let go of the ring and go.
Howard: Well actually I wouldn't mind going either.
Raj: Well on the count of three. 1, 2...
Sheldon: Wait, just to be clear. When we get to three, do we stand up? Or do we pee?
Howard: We stand up.
Sheldon: Excellent choice.
Raj: 3.
Howard: Something tells me this was a bad day to wear suede shoes.
Sheldon : Waterfalls!
Raj : What?
Sheldon : Waterfalls, crashing waves, babbling brooks.
Howard : What are you doing?
Sheldon : Subliminal messaging. I'm going to make you want to pee. Dripping faucets, leaky gutter, peeing.
Raj : It's not working, dude.
Sheldon : Oh it's working alright. I have to pee.
Raj : Then let go of the ring and go.
Howard : Well actually I wouldn't mind going either.
Raj : Well on the count of three. 1, 2...
Sheldon : Wait, just to be clear. When we get to three, do we stand up? Or do we pee?
Howard : We stand up.
Sheldon : Excellent choice.
Raj : 3.
Howard : Something tells me this was a bad day to wear suede shoes.
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