Sheldon: Oh Lord, they re-did the menu.
Leonard: So what, it's the same food.
Sheldon: Really? Look at this: General Tso's chicken is no longer under specialties. It's now under chicken.
Raj: So?
Sheldon: Yes General Tso.
Raj: Not Tso the chicken, so the question. So?
Sheldon: So? Did the chef loose confidence in himself or the dish. And just look at this, Shrimp with mobster sauce. What is mobster sauce?
Leonard: It's obviously a typo.
Sheldon: Perhaps. Or perhaps this restaurant is now a front for organized crime. For all we know the mobster sauce actually contains chunks of deceased mobsters.
Raj: No, I just think it means it's the kind of sauce mobsters like.
Howard: It doesn't mean anything, it's just a typo!
Leonard: Here's an idea: why don't we go out for pizza?
Sheldon: Good idea. We'll go to Corleone's.
Howard: Sure, no mobsters there.
...
Sheldon: The more I think of it, mobster sauce couldn't possibly contain actual mobsters.
Leonard: [impatient] Why not?
Sheldon: It's listed under seafood.

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