[Jackie's been taking revenge on Fez for turning her down, and he has planned a counterstrike in their apartment's shower]
Hyde: Fez, if this is the ex-lax prank, I'd rather hear about it then see it.
Fez: No it's better. And she's turning the shower off.. she's getting out...look at herself in the mirror and... [Jackie screams, goes out of the shower with her hair dyed green]
Jackie: FEZ!
Fez: Ho ho ho Green Jackie!
Jackie: Fez, you completely ruined my hair!
Fez: You destroyed my car!
Jackie: I had every right to destroy your car, you turned me down!
Fez: You turned me down like a million times and I never did anything!
Hyde: Actually I remember a lot of crying.
Fez: Yes I cried, because I have feelings, unlike you Jackie.
Jackie: Oh, huhuh. I have feelings. And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world that you have a tiny-
Fez: IT'S NORMAL SIZED! Well you know what, I'm glad I turned you down, because you are a mean, bitter girl. And now, you're ugly on the outside like you are ugly on the inside.
Hyde: Holy crap man, cover your nipples!
Jackie: I can't believe that's what you really think of me.
Fez: Well it is.
Jackie: Fine. I'll just go pack up my things and get out of your life. [returns to her room]
Hyde: Damn man, that was harsh.
Fez: Yeah. Must have been my Jamaican fire.
Hyde: So...you're from Jamaica?
Fez: No, Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.
Hyde: Fez, if this is the ex-lax prank, I'd rather hear about it then see it.
Fez: No it's better. And she's turning the shower off.. she's getting out...look at herself in the mirror and... [Jackie screams, goes out of the shower with her hair dyed green]
Jackie: FEZ!
Fez: Ho ho ho Green Jackie!
Jackie: Fez, you completely ruined my hair!
Fez: You destroyed my car!
Jackie: I had every right to destroy your car, you turned me down!
Fez: You turned me down like a million times and I never did anything!
Hyde: Actually I remember a lot of crying.
Fez: Yes I cried, because I have feelings, unlike you Jackie.
Jackie: Oh, huhuh. I have feelings. And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world that you have a tiny-
Fez: IT'S NORMAL SIZED! Well you know what, I'm glad I turned you down, because you are a mean, bitter girl. And now, you're ugly on the outside like you are ugly on the inside.
Hyde: Holy crap man, cover your nipples!
Jackie: I can't believe that's what you really think of me.
Fez: Well it is.
Jackie: Fine. I'll just go pack up my things and get out of your life. [returns to her room]
Hyde: Damn man, that was harsh.
Fez: Yeah. Must have been my Jamaican fire.
Hyde: So...you're from Jamaica?
Fez: No, Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.
[Jackie's been taking revenge on Fez for turning her down, and he has planned a counterstrike in their apartment's shower]
Hyde : Fez, if this is the ex-lax prank, I'd rather hear about it then see it.
Fez : No it's better. And she's turning the shower off.. she's getting out...look at herself in the mirror and... [Jackie screams, goes out of the shower with her hair dyed green]
Jackie : FEZ!
Fez : Ho ho ho Green Jackie!
Jackie : Fez, you completely ruined my hair!
Fez : You destroyed my car!
Jackie : I had every right to destroy your car, you turned me down!
Fez : You turned me down like a million times and I never did anything!
Hyde : Actually I remember a lot of crying.
Fez : Yes I cried, because I have feelings, unlike you Jackie.
Jackie : Oh, huhuh. I have feelings. And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world that you have a tiny-
Fez : IT'S NORMAL SIZED! Well you know what, I'm glad I turned you down, because you are a mean, bitter girl. And now, you're ugly on the outside like you are ugly on the inside.
Hyde : Holy crap man, cover your nipples!
Jackie : I can't believe that's what you really think of me.
Fez : Well it is.
Jackie : Fine. I'll just go pack up my things and get out of your life. [returns to her room]
Hyde : Damn man, that was harsh.
Fez : Yeah. Must have been my Jamaican fire.
Hyde : So...you're from Jamaica?
Fez : No, Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.
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