Roy: I work here; hotel kitchen manager. I was gonna put out word that we're lookin' for a cook, but then I figured why bother. They'll just leave me like everybody else.
Jackie: So Roy, seem a little depressed there.
Roy: Yeah, I'm teeterin' on the brink.
Hyde: Maybe I can do somethin' to cheer you up.
Roy: Really? Oh, that'd be great.
Cut to the three of them in The Circle:
Roy: So I'm on the Golden Gate Bridge and everyone's tellin' me to jump. I was just out for a jog.
Hyde: Okay Roy, here's what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna take that job as cook and keep you company; on two conditions. I'm not gonna work very hard, and you're gonna have to pay me a lot. But man, it'll be a bargain considering the money you save on hookers and shrinks.
Roy: Great! And if it's work related, I can call you at home. Now I have a reason to get a phone.
Jackie: So Roy, seem a little depressed there.
Roy: Yeah, I'm teeterin' on the brink.
Hyde: Maybe I can do somethin' to cheer you up.
Roy: Really? Oh, that'd be great.
Cut to the three of them in The Circle:
Roy: So I'm on the Golden Gate Bridge and everyone's tellin' me to jump. I was just out for a jog.
Hyde: Okay Roy, here's what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna take that job as cook and keep you company; on two conditions. I'm not gonna work very hard, and you're gonna have to pay me a lot. But man, it'll be a bargain considering the money you save on hookers and shrinks.
Roy: Great! And if it's work related, I can call you at home. Now I have a reason to get a phone.
Roy : I work here; hotel kitchen manager. I was gonna put out word that we're lookin' for a cook, but then I figured why bother. They'll just leave me like everybody else.
Jackie : So Roy, seem a little depressed there.
Roy : Yeah, I'm teeterin' on the brink.
Hyde : Maybe I can do somethin' to cheer you up.
Roy : Really? Oh, that'd be great.
Cut to the three of them in The Circle :
Roy : So I'm on the Golden Gate Bridge and everyone's tellin' me to jump. I was just out for a jog.
Hyde : Okay Roy, here's what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna take that job as cook and keep you company; on two conditions. I'm not gonna work very hard, and you're gonna have to pay me a lot. But man, it'll be a bargain considering the money you save on hookers and shrinks.
Roy : Great! And if it's work related, I can call you at home. Now I have a reason to get a phone.
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