[Fez reports to the gang about sleeping with Nina]
Jackie: No way, Fez I can't believe you finally lost your virginity.
Eric: Wait, this isn't like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?
Fez: No, this is the real thing.
Kelso: I had a hamster once. Tied him to a helium balloon with a note. He made it all the way to Minnesota.
Eric: Alive?
Kelso: No, I'm gonna send a dead hamster up in a balloon.
Jackie: No way, Fez I can't believe you finally lost your virginity.
Eric: Wait, this isn't like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?
Fez: No, this is the real thing.
Kelso: I had a hamster once. Tied him to a helium balloon with a note. He made it all the way to Minnesota.
Eric: Alive?
Kelso: No, I'm gonna send a dead hamster up in a balloon.
[Fez reports to the gang about sleeping with Nina]
Jackie : No way, Fez I can't believe you finally lost your virginity.
Eric : Wait, this isn't like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?
Fez : No, this is the real thing.
Kelso : I had a hamster once. Tied him to a helium balloon with a note. He made it all the way to Minnesota.
Eric : Alive?
Kelso : No, I'm gonna send a dead hamster up in a balloon.
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