Mountie #1: What are you doing in Canada?
Leo: What're you doing in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]
Hyde: We're part of an elite high school terrorist team. Strike Force Wisconsin! [Raises hands]
Eric: Uh, we just came here to get the beer. And I love Rush. Fly By Night! Ow! [raises arm]
Kelso: Well, if ham's Canadian bacon, then what the hell do you call bacon?!
Fez: Me no speakas English.
Mountie #1: What's your business in Canada?
Leo: What's your business in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]
Eric: We're... getting beer.
Kelso: Every once in a while, do you ever get an American nickel in your change? [Looks at both mounties in turn]
Fez: Me no understando.
Mountie #2: What's your reason for coming to Canada, eh?
Leo: What's your re-
Mountie #1 Shut up!
Hyde: Yeah, I'm here to nail Margaret Trudeau.
Mountie #1: Been there.
Mountie #2: Done that.
Eric: Beer. [Pause] Beer! BEER!
Kelso: Are those snowshoes hard to walk in? They're tennis rackets, aren't they?
Fez: Wee foobie dibbie doobie.
Mountie #1: Wee foobie...
Mountie #2: Dibbie doobie...
Leo: What're you doing in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]
Hyde: We're part of an elite high school terrorist team. Strike Force Wisconsin! [Raises hands]
Eric: Uh, we just came here to get the beer. And I love Rush. Fly By Night! Ow! [raises arm]
Kelso: Well, if ham's Canadian bacon, then what the hell do you call bacon?!
Fez: Me no speakas English.
Mountie #1: What's your business in Canada?
Leo: What's your business in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]
Eric: We're... getting beer.
Kelso: Every once in a while, do you ever get an American nickel in your change? [Looks at both mounties in turn]
Fez: Me no understando.
Mountie #2: What's your reason for coming to Canada, eh?
Leo: What's your re-
Mountie #1 Shut up!
Hyde: Yeah, I'm here to nail Margaret Trudeau.
Mountie #1: Been there.
Mountie #2: Done that.
Eric: Beer. [Pause] Beer! BEER!
Kelso: Are those snowshoes hard to walk in? They're tennis rackets, aren't they?
Fez: Wee foobie dibbie doobie.
Mountie #1: Wee foobie...
Mountie #2: Dibbie doobie...
Mountie #1 : What are you doing in Canada?
Leo : What're you doing in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]
Hyde : We're part of an elite high school terrorist team. Strike Force Wisconsin! [Raises hands]
Eric : Uh, we just came here to get the beer. And I love Rush. Fly By Night! Ow! [raises arm]
Kelso : Well, if ham's Canadian bacon, then what the hell do you call bacon?!
Fez : Me no speakas English.
Mountie #1 : What's your business in Canada?
Leo : What's your business in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]
Eric : We're... getting beer.
Kelso : Every once in a while, do you ever get an American nickel in your change? [Looks at both mounties in turn]
Fez : Me no understando.
Mountie #2 : What's your reason for coming to Canada, eh?
Leo : What's your re-
Mountie #1 Shut up!
Hyde : Yeah, I'm here to nail Margaret Trudeau.
Mountie #1 : Been there.
Mountie #2 : Done that.
Eric : Beer. [Pause] Beer! BEER!
Kelso : Are those snowshoes hard to walk in? They're tennis rackets, aren't they?
Fez : Wee foobie dibbie doobie.
Mountie #1 : Wee foobie...
Mountie #2 : Dibbie doobie...
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