[Kitty awaits the outcome of Red's Price Mart supervisor interview]
Hyde: I'll be in the basement.
Kitty: No, you sit!
Hyde: Oh, sure, when things get ugly, suddenly I'm family!
Laurie: Not to me, freak.
Hyde: You are so going to end up in porno!
Kitty: [sees a grumpy Red walk in] Hi honey! [Red walks over to the bar and begins pouring a drink]
Eric: Right to the bar. Not a good sign.
Red: What are you all looking at? Don't you think that...Price Mart's new supervisor deserves a drink?
Kitty: Yay!
Red: Yeah, I got it!
Eric: Hey, congratulations, Dad.
Red: Thanks, Eric. Oh, and you're fired.
Eric: What, you can't do that!
Red: Yes I can! You're fired!
Eric: Hey, you know what? I'm not fired.
Red: Ok, if it's so important to you, you're not fired. But if your grades start to slip, you are fired! I love saying that!
Hyde: God help the poor bastards who work for you, huh?
Eric: [laughs] Wait, uh, I work for you.
Red: I know!

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