Lister: No the moose aren't in the cars, antlers out the sun roof! They're in the roads, mooseing about, crossing roads, causing accidents! Cat: You mean they're not looking left and right? Lister: Exactly. Cat: Not using the pedestrian crossings? Lister: Exactly! Cat: Not paying attention as to whether it's a little green man or a little red man? Of course they're not, they're mooses!! Jeez... Swedes: they expect too much!

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