[Lister takes the witness stand]
Kryten: Name?
Lister: Dave Lister.
Kryten: Occupation?
Lister: [looks bewildered for a moment, then answers] Uh, bum.
Kryten: Sir, would you describe the accused [Rimmer] as a friend?
Cat: Take the Fifth!
Kryten: Sir, please answer the question. Remember you are under polygraphic surveillance: Would you describe the accused as a friend?
Lister: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.
Kryten: And who would you say feels most fondly for him?
Lister: Well, I do.
Kryten: And there are no others who have shared intimate moments with him?
Lister: Only one, but she's got a puncture!
Rimmer: Objection!
Justice: Overruled.
Kryten: Name?
Lister: Dave Lister.
Kryten: Occupation?
Lister: [looks bewildered for a moment, then answers] Uh, bum.
Kryten: Sir, would you describe the accused [Rimmer] as a friend?
Cat: Take the Fifth!
Kryten: Sir, please answer the question. Remember you are under polygraphic surveillance: Would you describe the accused as a friend?
Lister: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.
Kryten: And who would you say feels most fondly for him?
Lister: Well, I do.
Kryten: And there are no others who have shared intimate moments with him?
Lister: Only one, but she's got a puncture!
Rimmer: Objection!
Justice: Overruled.
[Lister takes the witness stand]
Kryten : Name?
Lister : Dave Lister.
Kryten : Occupation?
Lister : [looks bewildered for a moment, then answers] Uh, bum.
Kryten : Sir, would you describe the accused [Rimmer] as a friend?
Cat : Take the Fifth!
Kryten : Sir, please answer the question. Remember you are under polygraphic surveillance: Would you describe the accused as a friend?
Lister : No, I'd describe the accused as a git.
Kryten : And who would you say feels most fondly for him?
Lister : Well, I do.
Kryten : And there are no others who have shared intimate moments with him?
Lister : Only one, but she's got a puncture!
Rimmer : Objection!
Justice : Overruled.
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