Rimmer: Twelve?! (pause) You can't have been a full member of the golf club, then.
Lister: Of course I wasn't! It was just a place to go!
Rimmer: You did it (i.e. have sex) on a golf course and you weren't a member?
Lister: It wasn't in the middle of the Ryder Cup or anythin'!

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