[Lister finds Kryten ironing in the sleeping quarters, now decorated like something from Pride & Prejudice]
Lister: What the smeggin' hell is going on?
Kryten: Good afternoon, Mister David, sir.
Lister: [Holds up a pair of boxer shorts] What are these?
Kryten: Your boxer shorts, Mister David, sir.
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts, these bend! What have you done to the place?
Kryten: I've done a spot of tidying up.
Lister: But where is everything? Where's me coffee cup with the mould in it?
Kryten: I threw it away, sir.
Lister: But I was breeding that mould! His name was Albert! I was trying to get him two foot high!
Kryten: Why, sir?
Lister: Because it drives Rimmer nuts! And driving Rimmer nuts is what keeps me going.
Lister: What the smeggin' hell is going on?
Kryten: Good afternoon, Mister David, sir.
Lister: [Holds up a pair of boxer shorts] What are these?
Kryten: Your boxer shorts, Mister David, sir.
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts, these bend! What have you done to the place?
Kryten: I've done a spot of tidying up.
Lister: But where is everything? Where's me coffee cup with the mould in it?
Kryten: I threw it away, sir.
Lister: But I was breeding that mould! His name was Albert! I was trying to get him two foot high!
Kryten: Why, sir?
Lister: Because it drives Rimmer nuts! And driving Rimmer nuts is what keeps me going.
[Lister finds Kryten ironing in the sleeping quarters, now decorated like something from Pride & Prejudice]
Lister : What the smeggin' hell is going on?
Kryten : Good afternoon, Mister David, sir.
Lister : [Holds up a pair of boxer shorts] What are these?
Kryten : Your boxer shorts, Mister David, sir.
Lister : No way are these my boxer shorts, these bend! What have you done to the place?
Kryten : I've done a spot of tidying up.
Lister : But where is everything? Where's me coffee cup with the mould in it?
Kryten : I threw it away, sir.
Lister : But I was breeding that mould! His name was Albert! I was trying to get him two foot high!
Kryten : Why, sir?
Lister : Because it drives Rimmer nuts! And driving Rimmer nuts is what keeps me going.
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