Lister: Hang on, hang on. Are you saying you never became an officer because you shared your quarters with someone who hummed?
Rimmer: Obviously not just that, Lister. Everything! Everything you ever did was designed to hold me back and annoy me.
Lister: Like what?
Rimmer: Like using my mother's photograph as an ashtray.
Lister: I didn't know! I thought it was a souvenir from Titan Zoo.
Rimmer: Obviously not just that, Lister. Everything! Everything you ever did was designed to hold me back and annoy me.
Lister: Like what?
Rimmer: Like using my mother's photograph as an ashtray.
Lister: I didn't know! I thought it was a souvenir from Titan Zoo.
Lister : Hang on, hang on. Are you saying you never became an officer because you shared your quarters with someone who hummed?
Rimmer : Obviously not just that, Lister. Everything! Everything you ever did was designed to hold me back and annoy me.
Lister : Like what?
Rimmer : Like using my mother's photograph as an ashtray.
Lister : I didn't know! I thought it was a souvenir from Titan Zoo.
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