Quantum Leap quotes
38 total quotesAl: Gushie, if I should suddenly pop out of existence, I want to leave everything to my first wife, Beth.
Al: He cancels out on Elvis! Oh! This is awful, Sam! Ziggy says now, Elvis doesn't even get discovered. And "Heartbreak Hotel" is recorded by the... Monkees! And "Jailhouse Rock" is recorded by Tony Orlando and Dawn. Ughh! Gag me with a spoon!
Al: He has all the signs of the undead.
Sam: And you have all the signs of the brain dead.
Sam: And you have all the signs of the brain dead.
Al: He thinks I'm Saint Peter and that I'm going to send him to Hell for overcharging his hours.
[Al consults his frequently malfunctioning handlink.]
Al: He's at dinner.
Sam: He's at a dinner?
Al: Yeah.
Sam: In the middle of the afternoon? He's at a dinner?
Al: He's at a dinner, having diner.
Sam: What?
[Al slaps the handlink.]
Al: Oh, he's at the diner having dinner... make it lunch.
Al: He's at dinner.
Sam: He's at a dinner?
Al: Yeah.
Sam: In the middle of the afternoon? He's at a dinner?
Al: He's at a dinner, having diner.
Sam: What?
[Al slaps the handlink.]
Al: Oh, he's at the diner having dinner... make it lunch.