Project Runway quotes

135 total quotes


Steven: Sweet merciful crap!

Steven: Wait, I don't know any of these women.

Sweet P: (about Christian) He's making like 15 pieces and I'm on my first pattern.

Sweet P: Basically, I'm from planet Earth. Elisa is on some happy planet. I'm not sure of the name.

Sweet P: Wow. I took like 238 pictures.

Sweet P: You spit on it? What's going on?

Tim Gunn: (about Nick's new model) She looks like an elongated marshmallow.

Tim Gunn: (leaning down) What is that?
Bennett-Shelton Child #4: Turtle poop.
Tim Gunn: (straightening up and backing away) Eww! I don't think I want any turtle poop!

Tim Gunn: (to Andrae) Being this tight and close to the deadline, with this much work to do, is...a little alarming.

Tim Gunn: (to Chloe) You just have to say all these things on the runway: "Nina, I wanted her to look like she had a big fat ass."

Tim Gunn: (to Chris) Is it wowable?

Tim Gunn: (to Daniel Franco) Trying and acheiving are two different things.

Tim Gunn: (to Guadalupe) What are you doing? This is such wretched excess.

Tim Gunn: Daniel, we're glad you came back, and maybe we'll see you for Season 3 as well.
Daniel Franco: You might. You just might.
(Awkward silence)
Daniel Franco: I love you, Heidi.

Tim Gunn: Give them that electric shock that sends Nina's shoes across the runway!