Project Runway quotes

135 total quotes


Jeffrey: Poor Vincent. He's obviously nuts.

Jeffrey: They say it's a party. It's never a party.

Jeffrey: What if Bradley goes home on his birthday? That's all I'm saying.

Jeffrey: When Heidi introduced the second 'special' guest, it was Angela. And she sure was 'special'...if you know what I mean.

Jillian: (about Christian's design) It's a little bit marshmallowy.

Jillian: I don't wan to go back to working in a cubicle and working on someone else's vision. So I hope that I make it to Fashion Week.

Jillian: I feel self-conscious enough as it is!
Christian: Ew. Don't get bitchy.

Kara: (when on Daniel's team) If you get us cut, Daniel, I'm going to snip your pee pee off.

Kayne: (in confessional) My model is Amanda, and Amanda will not shut up. Are you freaking kidding me? Shut up! You should be pretty and seen and not open your mouth.

Kayne: (talking about Laura) Her dress is cute.
Robert: It says, FOR NUTS ONLY. It looks like a straightjacket. I was like, she's sewing for herself again.

Kayne: I grew up white trash, so my sister and I used to go dumpster diving all the time. I basically grew up in a trash can.

Kayne: I went overboard. It's one of those things where I just kept adding and adding and it ended up looking like a toad exploded on it.

Keith: (about Angela's design) She's making an outfit right now for the dog show that's like a big bag of Skittles. Purple and pink and scary.

Keith: (in confessional) Laura. Oh my god. She's Bad Mommy.

Keith: God help us all, I hope Bradley's not out, but he is taking way too long with his garment. I don't know what the hell's going on. If he would have just gone with his vision, it still couldn't have been any worse than anything that Angela did.