Police Officer: [to Pete] Sir, your relationship to... Violet?
Sheldon: He's her boyfriend. [to Pete] I was seeing a patient upstairs and I heard.
Pete: I'm sorry. I should've called.
Police Officer: And who are you?
Sheldon: I'm the baby's father.
Pete: Uh, well, kind of the baby's father.
Sheldon: Maybe the father. So is he.
Pete: We're both- We're the baby's father.
Sheldon: [to the cop] It's a long story. It's... Just wear a condom. Tell your friends. [chuckles]
Sheldon: He's her boyfriend. [to Pete] I was seeing a patient upstairs and I heard.
Pete: I'm sorry. I should've called.
Police Officer: And who are you?
Sheldon: I'm the baby's father.
Pete: Uh, well, kind of the baby's father.
Sheldon: Maybe the father. So is he.
Pete: We're both- We're the baby's father.
Sheldon: [to the cop] It's a long story. It's... Just wear a condom. Tell your friends. [chuckles]
Police Officer : [to Pete] Sir, your relationship to... Violet?
Sheldon : He's her boyfriend. [to Pete] I was seeing a patient upstairs and I heard.
Pete : I'm sorry. I should've called.
Police Officer : And who are you?
Sheldon : I'm the baby's father.
Pete : Uh, well, kind of the baby's father.
Sheldon : Maybe the father. So is he.
Pete : We're both- We're the baby's father.
Sheldon : [to the cop] It's a long story. It's... Just wear a condom. Tell your friends. [ chuckles ]
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