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Season Five
Season Five
Keller: Adebisi and Said, hand-in-hand?
O'Reily: It's the end of the fucking universe.
O'Reily: It's the end of the fucking universe.
Keller: I love the irony: I've gotten away with all those murders I actually committed and here I am confessing to one I'm innocent of.
Keller: I'll see you.
Beecher: When?
Keller: Back here. Or in heaven.
Beecher: You really think we're gonna get into heaven?
Keller: Ah, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.
Beecher: When?
Keller: Back here. Or in heaven.
Beecher: You really think we're gonna get into heaven?
Keller: Ah, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.
Keller: I'm telling you Supreme Allah knows we whacked Shemin and Browne and we pinned the murders on him.
O'Reily: How could he? I didn't tell him, you didn't tell him.
Keller: Hey, maybe he figured it out. Both of them were guys Beecher fucked.
O'Reily: So maybe he thinks that you did it, but not me.
Keller: What, are you looking to hang me out to dry, there, O'Reily?
O'Reily: No. Look, maybe I can go see Allah, figure out what he really knows. You can trust me, K-boy.
Keller: I got no other choice.
O'Reily: How could he? I didn't tell him, you didn't tell him.
Keller: Hey, maybe he figured it out. Both of them were guys Beecher fucked.
O'Reily: So maybe he thinks that you did it, but not me.
Keller: What, are you looking to hang me out to dry, there, O'Reily?
O'Reily: No. Look, maybe I can go see Allah, figure out what he really knows. You can trust me, K-boy.
Keller: I got no other choice.
Keller: You know, sometimes I think I killed all those guys 'cause I wanted to kill the part of me I despise.
McManus: Any questions?
Keller: Uh, yes, Mr. McManus, sir! Just how big is your penis?
Keller: Uh, yes, Mr. McManus, sir! Just how big is your penis?
McManus: She fell in love with a bobby?
Sister Pete: No, not a bobby, Tim! He's a guard. He guards the queen.
McManus: Well, then I'm sure they'll have a lot in fucking common!
Sister Pete: No, not a bobby, Tim! He's a guard. He guards the queen.
McManus: Well, then I'm sure they'll have a lot in fucking common!
Morales: You could be an undercover cocksucker. But undercover cocksuckers aren't allowed to use drugs. (lays a line of cocaine)
Pancamo: Enjoy.
Pancamo: Enjoy.
Murphy: If you're so afraid of the work, LoPresti, go back to selling used cars.
McManus: You see?
LoPresti: Don't be an asshole.
McManus: You see?
LoPresti: Don't be an asshole.
Murphy: Like a cannibal?
McManus: A cannibal eats somebody else's flesh.
Murphy: So what do you call a guy who eats his own flesh?
McManus: Inventive.
McManus: A cannibal eats somebody else's flesh.
Murphy: So what do you call a guy who eats his own flesh?
McManus: Inventive.
O'Reily: A little birdie told me a secret about you and I just came to see if it was true. You got a cell phone?
Nikolai: No.
O'Reily: Oh. Then I guess that's what I get for listening to little birdies. Because if you did have a cell phone, you'd let me borrow it. You'd share, right?
Nikolai: Share? No. Rent, maybe, if I had one, which I don't.
O'Reily: I know. You told me, and I believe you. Because that's just the kind of friendship we have, right?
Nikolai: Right.
O'Reily: So sorry to bother you.
Nikolai: Not a problem.
O'Reily: Bye, Nikolai.
Nikolai: No.
O'Reily: Oh. Then I guess that's what I get for listening to little birdies. Because if you did have a cell phone, you'd let me borrow it. You'd share, right?
Nikolai: Share? No. Rent, maybe, if I had one, which I don't.
O'Reily: I know. You told me, and I believe you. Because that's just the kind of friendship we have, right?
Nikolai: Right.
O'Reily: So sorry to bother you.
Nikolai: Not a problem.
O'Reily: Bye, Nikolai.