Groves: Wait, Father, maybe I'm a convert.
Mukada: You can't become a Catholic just to get out of the hole. Come on.
Groves: No, no, wait. I've been reading a lot since I got here about different faiths and yours is pretty nifty.
Mukada: Catholicism is nifty?
Groves: You have that whole mystical transabstentiation bit going.
Mukada: That's right. The Eucharist becomes the body of Christ.
Groves: So you're actually eating his flesh and drinking his blood.
Mukada: That's right.
Groves: Now how can I not get behind a religion like that?
Mukada: You can't become a Catholic just to get out of the hole. Come on.
Groves: No, no, wait. I've been reading a lot since I got here about different faiths and yours is pretty nifty.
Mukada: Catholicism is nifty?
Groves: You have that whole mystical transabstentiation bit going.
Mukada: That's right. The Eucharist becomes the body of Christ.
Groves: So you're actually eating his flesh and drinking his blood.
Mukada: That's right.
Groves: Now how can I not get behind a religion like that?
Groves : Wait, Father, maybe I'm a convert.
Mukada : You can't become a Catholic just to get out of the hole. Come on.
Groves : No, no, wait. I've been reading a lot since I got here about different faiths and yours is pretty nifty.
Mukada : Catholicism is nifty?
Groves : You have that whole mystical transabstentiation bit going.
Mukada : That's right. The Eucharist becomes the body of Christ.
Groves : So you're actually eating his flesh and drinking his blood.
Mukada : That's right.
Groves : Now how can I not get behind a religion like that?
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