Keller: I love the irony: I've gotten away with all those murders I actually committed and here I am confessing to one I'm innocent of.

Keller: I'll see you.
Beecher: When?
Keller: Back here. Or in heaven.
Beecher: You really think we're gonna get into heaven?
Keller: Ah, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.

Keller: I'm telling you Supreme Allah knows we whacked Shemin and Browne and we pinned the murders on him.
O'Reily: How could he? I didn't tell him, you didn't tell him.
Keller: Hey, maybe he figured it out. Both of them were guys Beecher fucked.
O'Reily: So maybe he thinks that you did it, but not me.
Keller: What, are you looking to hang me out to dry, there, O'Reily?
O'Reily: No. Look, maybe I can go see Allah, figure out what he really knows. You can trust me, K-boy.
Keller: I got no other choice.

Keller: Look, I know there's no reason for you to believe me, but, um...
Beecher: You're sorry?
Keller: Yeah.
Beecher: And you promise you'll never do it again?

Keller: Oz didn't make you a bitch. You were born one.

Keller: The way I see it, you and me, we're not like the rest of them. The Muslims, the Homeboys, the Aryans. See, they all got each other. But you and me are sitting out there with our dicks swinging in the wind. We gotta be able to rely on each other. You know, trust each other.
Beecher: It's hard for me to trust people.
Keller: Me too. But we got a long fucking time together, so why don't we see what happens?

Keller: You know, sometimes I think I killed all those guys 'cause I wanted to kill the part of me I despise.

Keller:You see,I am a piece of Shit.Worthless.As bad as They come.So to have someone love Me not matter how bad...There.You happy now I spilled My guts all over Your table?

Kenny: I ain't afraid of you.
McManus: (begins choking Kenny, yelling) You afraid of this?! Huh?! ARE YOU AFRAID OF DYING?!

Kenny: Yo Markstram, man. What if Keane didn't kill Martinez? What if they got the wrong guy?
Markstram: He did it, Kenny.
Kenny: Look, I know he did it! I'm just saying, what if he didn't?
Joey: All I'm saying, Nino, is you gotta wonder what the guy's doing; what the guy's thinking sitting on Death Row knowing he's gonna die!
Nino: The only difference between you and him, Joey, is he knows the exact date he'll die!
Schillinger: The state's gonna let Keane pick his method of execution. Me, I'd pick hanging.
Mack: What about lethal injection?
Schillinger: That's for pussies.
Groves: They say lethal injection causes no pain. How do they know? Did someone come back from the dead and say they didn't feel anything?

Kosygin: At last count, I had murdered at least 49 men. You have the honor of being my 50th.

L'Italien: (Last Words) I am really not ready for this. Oh, man.

Markstrom: You not gonna kiss the bride? (Adebisi grabs Keane and tries to kiss him)

McManus: All I know is that the move is temporary. We'll be back someday.

McManus: Any questions?
Keller: Uh, yes, Mr. McManus, sir! Just how big is your penis?