Numb3rs quotes

339 total quotes


Charlie Eppes: How do you forgive yourself if you're wrong?
Don Eppes: You don't. We can't be wrong.

Charlie Eppes: I began looking for answers in the desert. [picks up mini zen garden]
Don Eppes: That was on Larry's desk, right?
Charlie Eppes: He's got me babysitting it.

Charlie Eppes: I can't believe it. Right in the middle of my lecture!
Alan Eppes: Charlie, I'm as embarrassed as you are.
Charlie Eppes: You were snoring!

Charlie Eppes: I feel like I'm in some dream with the ghost Larry, and I just want to wake up and talk to the real guy.

Charlie Eppes: I gotta go.
Alan Eppes: Clearance or no clearance, he still knows how to make an exit.

Charlie Eppes: I gotta tell ya, from a mathematical standpoint the designs for this yacht are absolutley amazing. It almost has me thinking about getting back into my fluid dynamics work again.
Alan Eppes: Oh. I mean, abandon your cognitive emergence theory.
Charlie Eppes: I said "almost".
Alan Eppes: Oh, good, because I remember the damage some of those fluid dynamics experiments did on the pond in the backyard.
Charlie Eppes: Oh, all the koi lived.

Charlie Eppes: I have the willpower of a field mouse!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: But in that field you are a very popular mouse!

Charlie Eppes: I know how to trap this guy.
Colby Granger: Yeah? Does it involve your deceptive upper body strength?

Charlie Eppes: I know math is full of absolutes; unfortunately, the rest of the world isn't.

Charlie Eppes: I need the fastest way to the computer lab.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I know a shortcut through Metallurgy.

Charlie Eppes: I once had a girl in my combinatorics seminar tell me that I was disorganized and I talked too fast.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: That's an accurate observation, actually.

Charlie Eppes: I realize the only thing I'm really afraid of is being afraid again.

Charlie Eppes: I'm in!
Alan Eppes: Oh yeah, you're in. But you must realise of course, that now you have to marry her.

Charlie Eppes: I'm sorry, but does that ever work? Just coming out and being so ... obvious?
Amita Ramanujan: Well, if it's the right guy, sure.

Charlie Eppes: I'm using differential equations to perfect the chocolate chip cookie.
Amita Ramanujan: [takes a bite of a cookie] Needs bigger chips.