Christian: I didn't realize you are a bitter lipstick lesbian. I'm sorry for taking up your time.
Girl at bar: Actually, Christian, I love dick. Just not 40-year-old dick.
Christian: That's perfect, 'cause mine is 35. Why don't we go somewhere dark and private and you can count the rings around my trunk.
Girl at bar: Actually, Christian, I love dick. Just not 40-year-old dick.
Christian: That's perfect, 'cause mine is 35. Why don't we go somewhere dark and private and you can count the rings around my trunk.
Christian : I didn't realize you are a bitter lipstick lesbian. I'm sorry for taking up your time.
Girl at bar : Actually, Christian, I love dick. Just not 40-year-old dick.
Christian : That's perfect, 'cause mine is 35. Why don't we go somewhere dark and private and you can count the rings around my trunk.
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