Bill Dudley: You see, I want every grocer on my route thinking...
[cut to a montage of grocers]
Mike [as grocer]: What a moron.
Grocer voiceover: That Bill Dudley is OK. Never slams doors. Always seems friendly, always got a smile.
Servo [as grocer]: What's he on?
Voiceover: Always interested in my store, treats my place with respect.
Crow [as grocer]: What does he want from me?
Voiceover: Never slams his trays around, or makes a nuisance of himself.
Servo [as Grocer]: Why can't he leave me alone?
Voiceover: I like to do business with salesmen like that.
Mike [as Grocer]: But his bread sucks.
[cut to a montage of grocers]
Mike [as grocer]: What a moron.
Grocer voiceover: That Bill Dudley is OK. Never slams doors. Always seems friendly, always got a smile.
Servo [as grocer]: What's he on?
Voiceover: Always interested in my store, treats my place with respect.
Crow [as grocer]: What does he want from me?
Voiceover: Never slams his trays around, or makes a nuisance of himself.
Servo [as Grocer]: Why can't he leave me alone?
Voiceover: I like to do business with salesmen like that.
Mike [as Grocer]: But his bread sucks.
Bill Dudley : You see, I want every grocer on my route thinking...
[cut to a montage of grocers]
Mike [as grocer] : What a moron.
Grocer voiceover : That Bill Dudley is OK. Never slams doors. Always seems friendly, always got a smile.
Servo [as grocer] : What's he on?
Voiceover : Always interested in my store, treats my place with respect.
Crow [as grocer] : What does he want from me?
Voiceover : Never slams his trays around, or makes a nuisance of himself.
Servo [as Grocer] : Why can't he leave me alone?
Voiceover : I like to do business with salesmen like that.
Mike [as Grocer] : But his bread sucks.
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