[Earl's complaining to Randy about Joy giving birth to Darnell's baby]
Earl: We could walk round the mall and no one would stare, but now they will. I'm a clown, Randy. I'm a damn clown.
Randy: But people like clowns. Hey, wait a second, if we all paint our faces up to look like clowns all the time then no one would know that Earl Jr. wasn't yours. Can we, Earl? Can we paint our faces like clowns?
Earl: Randy, we're not painting our faces like clowns. People'd still stare, and when it rains we'd be screwed.
Earl: We could walk round the mall and no one would stare, but now they will. I'm a clown, Randy. I'm a damn clown.
Randy: But people like clowns. Hey, wait a second, if we all paint our faces up to look like clowns all the time then no one would know that Earl Jr. wasn't yours. Can we, Earl? Can we paint our faces like clowns?
Earl: Randy, we're not painting our faces like clowns. People'd still stare, and when it rains we'd be screwed.
[Earl's complaining to Randy about Joy giving birth to Darnell's baby]
Earl : We could walk round the mall and no one would stare, but now they will. I'm a clown, Randy. I'm a damn clown.
Randy : But people like clowns. Hey, wait a second, if we all paint our faces up to look like clowns all the time then no one would know that Earl Jr. wasn't yours. Can we, Earl? Can we paint our faces like clowns?
Earl : Randy, we're not painting our faces like clowns. People'd still stare, and when it rains we'd be screwed.
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