Sailor 1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Sailor 2: That's a rather personal question, sir.
Sailor 1: You stupid git! I meant 'how long have we been in the lifeboat?' You've spoiled the atmosphere!
Sailor 2: Sorry, sir.
Sailor 1: Shut up! We'll have to start again. Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Sailor 2: 33 days, sir.
Sailor 3: 33 days?
Sailor 2: I don't think we can hold out much longer. I don't think I did spoil the atmosphere that time.
Sailor 1: Shut up!
Sailor 2: Well, I don't think I did!
Sailor 1: Of course you did!
Sailor 1: Do you think I spoiled the atmosphere?
Sailor 3: Yes, I think you did.
Sailor 1: Look, shut up! Shut up! Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Sailor 2: 33 days, sir.
Sailor 4: Have we started again?
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Sailor 2: That's a rather personal question, sir.
Sailor 1: You stupid git! I meant 'how long have we been in the lifeboat?' You've spoiled the atmosphere!
Sailor 2: Sorry, sir.
Sailor 1: Shut up! We'll have to start again. Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Sailor 2: 33 days, sir.
Sailor 3: 33 days?
Sailor 2: I don't think we can hold out much longer. I don't think I did spoil the atmosphere that time.
Sailor 1: Shut up!
Sailor 2: Well, I don't think I did!
Sailor 1: Of course you did!
Sailor 1: Do you think I spoiled the atmosphere?
Sailor 3: Yes, I think you did.
Sailor 1: Look, shut up! Shut up! Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Sailor 2: 33 days, sir.
Sailor 4: Have we started again?
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Sailor 1 : Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Sailor 2 : That's a rather personal question, sir.
Sailor 1 : You stupid git! I meant 'how long have we been in the lifeboat?' You've spoiled the atmosphere!
Sailor 2 : Sorry, sir.
Sailor 1 : Shut up! We'll have to start again. Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Sailor 2 : 33 days, sir.
Sailor 3 : 33 days?
Sailor 2 : I don't think we can hold out much longer. I don't think I did spoil the atmosphere that time.
Sailor 1 : Shut up!
Sailor 2 : Well, I don't think I did!
Sailor 1 : Of course you did!
Sailor 1 : Do you think I spoiled the atmosphere?
Sailor 3 : Yes, I think you did.
Sailor 1 : Look, shut up! Shut up! Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Sailor 2 : 33 days, sir.
Sailor 4 : Have we started again?
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