Mrs Bun: Have you got anything without Spam?
Waitress: Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
Mrs Bun: I don't want any Spam!
Mr Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?
Mrs Bun: That's got Spam in it!
Mr Bun: Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?
Waitress: Bleurgh!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!
Vikings: [singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
Waitress: Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
Mrs Bun: I don't want any Spam!
Mr Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?
Mrs Bun: That's got Spam in it!
Mr Bun: Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?
Waitress: Bleurgh!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!
Vikings: [singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
Mrs Bun : Have you got anything without Spam?
Waitress : Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
Mrs Bun : I don't want any Spam!
Mr Bun : Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?
Mrs Bun : That's got Spam in it!
Mr Bun : Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,
Mrs. Bun : Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?
Waitress : Bleurgh!
Mrs. Bun : What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!
Vikings : [singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
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