[Someone has nearly tried to kill Randy by running him down]
Natalie Teeger: How is he?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Broken arm, broken leg, probably a couple of broken ribs. Suitcase took most of the blow; it could've been much worse.
Natalie Teeger: Can he identify the driver?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: He can't identify me! I'll check back later. [to Monk] What have you got?
Adrian Monk: Condensation. The air conditioner was running, and the humidity is what, about 70%? So that car was idling right here for about 20 minutes.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: So what, he was waiting for him?
Adrian Monk: From the tire tracks, he must have peeled out at full speed.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: So he didn't even try to brake, or make the turn? Son-of-a-bitch! [to Natalie] What happened?! He was only here for an hour! Did he piss somebody off?
Adrian Monk: [produces an evidence bag] And we found this, near the gas pedal. It's some kind of green mud.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: I'll get this down to the lab right away.
Natalie Teeger: Captain, it's not your case.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: By hell it's not! [Lieutenant Bristo approaches]
Natalie Teeger: How is he?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Broken arm, broken leg, probably a couple of broken ribs. Suitcase took most of the blow; it could've been much worse.
Natalie Teeger: Can he identify the driver?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: He can't identify me! I'll check back later. [to Monk] What have you got?
Adrian Monk: Condensation. The air conditioner was running, and the humidity is what, about 70%? So that car was idling right here for about 20 minutes.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: So what, he was waiting for him?
Adrian Monk: From the tire tracks, he must have peeled out at full speed.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: So he didn't even try to brake, or make the turn? Son-of-a-bitch! [to Natalie] What happened?! He was only here for an hour! Did he piss somebody off?
Adrian Monk: [produces an evidence bag] And we found this, near the gas pedal. It's some kind of green mud.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: I'll get this down to the lab right away.
Natalie Teeger: Captain, it's not your case.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: By hell it's not! [Lieutenant Bristo approaches]
[Someone has nearly tried to kill Randy by running him down]
Natalie Teeger: How is he?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Broken arm, broken leg, probably a couple of broken ribs. Suitcase took most of the blow; it could've been much worse.
Natalie Teeger: Can he identify the driver?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: He can't identify me! I'll check back later. [to Monk] What have you got?
Adrian Monk: Condensation. The air conditioner was running, and the humidity is what, about 70%? So that car was idling right here for about 20 minutes.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: So what, he was waiting for him?
Adrian Monk: From the tire tracks, he must have peeled out at full speed.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: So he didn't even try to brake, or make the turn? Son-of-a-bitch! [to Natalie] What happened?! He was only here for an hour! Did he piss somebody off?
Adrian Monk: [produces an evidence bag] And we found this, near the gas pedal. It's some kind of green mud.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: I'll get this down to the lab right away.
Natalie Teeger: Captain, it's not your case.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: By hell it's not! [Lieutenant Bristo approaches]
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