[Monk calls 9-1-1 while babysitting Tommy.]
911 Operator: You mean, you've never changed a diaper?
Monk: Hurry!
911 Operator: Okay, sir. On the side of the diaper there should be two Velcro straps.
Monk: Okay, I've got the straps.
911 Operator: Now rip 'em open!
[sound of Velcro ripping]
Monk: Oh! Oooohh! Oh, my God! Oh, the humanity!
911 Operator: You mean, you've never changed a diaper?
Monk: Hurry!
911 Operator: Okay, sir. On the side of the diaper there should be two Velcro straps.
Monk: Okay, I've got the straps.
911 Operator: Now rip 'em open!
[sound of Velcro ripping]
Monk: Oh! Oooohh! Oh, my God! Oh, the humanity!
[Monk calls 9-1-1 while babysitting Tommy.]
911 Operator : You mean, you've never changed a diaper?
Monk : Hurry!
911 Operator : Okay, sir. On the side of the diaper there should be two Velcro straps.
Monk : Okay, I've got the straps.
911 Operator : Now rip 'em open!
[sound of Velcro ripping]
Monk : Oh! Oooohh! Oh, my God! Oh, the humanity!
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